«The Worry Notebook on Chicken Legs» is a whimsical notebook for seriously anxious people.
If you wake up thinking «I think I forgot something», even if there was nothing to forget, if coffee is liquid currency, and the word «relax» triggers a nervous twitch — congratulations, you have found the perfect notebook for yourself.
Inside — no psychotherapy, no smart terms, and definitely no advice like «breathe deeply». Just Baba Yaga as a sensitive (as much as possible) guide, who has seen «everything» long ago.
Together you will:
— Conduct a census of worries and give them names (spoiler: there are many, and all are on chicken legs).
— Play «Neurotic Bingo» (diagonal counts too, with plenty of wins).
— Draw anxiety with colored pencils and send it floating on balloons.
— Honestly confess to things you would never say out loud (for example, that you talk to technology).
Inside awaits you:
— A questionnaire about worries (purely subjective, but honest).
— A list of things that should be calming but annoy (snail secretion patches, we're looking at you).
— A «Let Off Steam» page — just scribble on it. No meaning, no rules.
— And even evidence that anxiety can sometimes be useful (for example, you are mentally prepared for the apocalypse, zombies, and an alien visit — isn't that a superpower?).
In short, if you're tired of pretending that «everything is under control», if you want to exhale and laugh at what usually annoys — this notebook is for you. It's ironic, silly, and at times absurd. But if it makes you feel a little lighter — then magic does exist. Even if it's in the form of coloring books and lists. So, sit down. The tea is warm. Worries are nearby. It will be fun.