I'm going crazy with these tales. True stories of unsuccessful fishing

There is nothing worse than the feeling you get when you return from fishing empty-handed, while all your friends have a great catch. How can you respond gracefully to the inevitable jibes? This book collects the wittiest jokes that can justify an unsuccessful fishing trip, help you get out of an awkward situation, and make your friends laugh. Did you miss out on a huge fish because your hands were sweaty from excitement? Did you forget the beer, so the fishing was ruined from the start? Or maybe there were just too many whiners on your boat? It's up to you to choose what scared your luck away this time!