Suckers

Do you know how hard it is for a twenty-year-old guy to live alone? Rent bills, food, and not-so-cheap hobbies, and he also needs to find time to meet up with friends while not burning out at work… That’s what Lemony Peters knows. And when a freak appears in his backyard, claiming to be a vampire and ready to grant eternal life, Lem agrees without hesitation.

Wait a minute… why is this pompous peacock going to live in his house?! This was not part of the deal! What will this strange coexistence of a supernatural being and an almost-not-human lead to: deadly enmity or friendship for ages?