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Statement from the representative of Heaven: — This — is a real scandal. We do not need a mystical thriller saturated with dark humor, full of mockery of religious dogmas. We are shocked by the texts of the real conversations of the disciples at the Last Supper and the revelation of the mystery of the relationship between Judas and Magdalene. The fact that the cross on Golgotha suddenly turned out to be empty should never be made public. We wish to preserve the dreams of readers doomed to gulp down page after page at night, trying to figure out — who is the mysterious killer hunting the apostles? And, finally, the main question: how dare you publish the transcripts of the phone conversations between Heaven and Hell?! Official summary: “Reading in Heaven is prohibited.” Statement from the representative of Hell: — This is compromising evidence against evil. There’s no need to be surprised by the secrets of the Old and New Testaments, intertwined with Tibetan mysticism, and the intrigues of ancient Rome, laughing to tears, and freezing at the audacious twists of a tense detective line. Who allowed you to publish the names of pop stars, politicians, and scientists who secretly sold their souls to the Boss of Hell? Why do you expose what Tsoy, Casanova, and Ivan the Terrible are occupied with in the underworld? What’s the point of printing sensations about our competitor: what actually happened during the turning of water into wine, the resurrection of Lazarus, and at the trial of Pontius Pilate? And, finally, the main question: how did you find out Death's mobile number?! Official summary: “Reading in Hell is prohibited.”