How to Kill Your Family

Sunday Times Bestseller No. 1. One of Amazon's best books of 2022. They say you can't choose your family. But you can kill them… Here’s a practical guide on how to kill your loved ones and not get caught. My... name is Grace Bernard. I’m 28 years old, and I’m a serial killer. When I think about what I’ve done, I feel a little sad. Sad that nobody will ever know what a cunning plan I pulled off. Of course, the world would tremble in horror! They don’t understand how a young girl can calmly kill several members of her family… and then happily live the rest of her days, regretting nothing. I managed to do it. Well, almost. Ironically, I’m sitting in prison for a murder I didn’t commit. Complete nonsense! And it all started with my father. He abandoned us, my mother and me, when I was still unborn. He was scared for his reputation as a budding businessman. That could have been forgiven. But when he let my mother die — Simon Artemis signed his own death warrant. And his whole family’s as well. There were seven names on my list. I’ve already crossed out six of them. There’s only one left. My cherished target. Daddy, dear, I’m coming for you. Outrageously funny and dark thriller about a cunning and calculating psychopath obsessed with revenge. _________________________________________________________ “I love this book.” — Richard Osman, author of the bestseller “The Thursday Murder Club” “An anti-heroine capable of outsmarting male villains like Patrick Bateman in an instant.” — Observer “Scarily, but at the same time laugh-out-loud funny. Another stunning debut.” — Sunday Telegraph “I’ve been struggling to get back into reading after a long break. This turned out to be just what I needed. Fun, cool, cynical, and twisted, Grace is a heroine I rooted for, even as she committed the most horrific acts.” — Jojo Moyes, bestselling author on Amazon “Funny and dark.” — ELLE “Hilarious, fierce, and oddly inspiring. Grace is a tough and seductive anti-heroine with a sharp take on social issues.