Fu-Fu and Kis-Kis. Forward to the Future

I won't beat around the bush, I'll say it directly, even though it sounds awkward. I, Rabbit, and my friend Beaver ended up in the future! And do you know how we got there? We climbed into a wardrobe that... turned out to be a time machine. And we started bouncing around this very time until the wardrobe broke! That's how we got ourselves into trouble. Yes, yes! Can you imagine? What a start. I even get chills running through my fur as I remember it. Beaver immediately told me: — That's it, Rabbit, it's your fault! But he was wrong. The squirrel Fookla is to blame for everything; she dragged us into the wardrobe, and it's all because of her! Well, we had to meet space invaders and defeat the green slugs! Ha! (Secret: if you take an alien slug and press it against the wall — it will stick.)