The Sexual Life of Siamese Twins

Welsh is a key figure in contemporary British prose, a master of natural writing and a subverter of all conventions, "the undisputed leader in the new wave of contemporary British literature" (Observer), who "consistently proves that literature is the best drug" (Spin).
One night, Lucy Brennan, a fitness trainer, performed an act of bravery: risking her life, she stopped a dangerous psycho who was threatening two defenseless drifters with a gun. But no good deed goes unpunished, and now the media, which had elevated Lucy to a pedestal, are ready to swap the roles of recent heroes and villains. And the only witness of the incident, suffering from obesity and clinical depression, decides to sign up at Lucy's gym to be closer to his heroine...