Notes of a Creeper from Minecraft. Book 1. Mobs, School and Big Plans

Hello! I am Dementiy, the creeper… and yes, I almost never EXPLODE!
I thought school for mobs would be calm… ha-ha, come on! Skeletons tease, teachers scare, and my best friend—a bouncy slime with a HUGE heart—only adds chaos.
To keep from going crazy, I started a DIARY and made a survival plan for 30 DAYS. Every day something goes wrong: someone drops lava, someone creates TOTAL CHAOS, and at home waits my noisy, explosive family.
But you know what? This is where ALL THE MOST INTERESTING things are! Every day is an adventure, every day is a challenge… and I am ready for them ALL!