The team, good news! We are working on weekends too! The funniest quotes from the boss in the work chat

Imagine your boss as a mix of a toxic coach, an absurd tyrant, and a meme hero. He demands the impossible, jokes in a way that makes you want to cry, and his morning messages in the work chat are a ready script for dark comedy.

This book is a collection of his best quotes: from brilliant management decisions (“Let’s change the terms of reference so that contractors suffer”) to touching concerns for employees (“You look rested! Especially those beautiful bags under your eyes”).
From the creators of the Telegram channel "I'm CEO, beach" with an audience of 70 thousand subscribers, which documents masterpieces of corporate absurdity. Now the juiciest, most annoying, and painfully familiar gems are collected in one book – as a therapeutic guide for surviving in the office.

Who this book is for:
• Office workers whose “love” for management has long required processing by a psychologist.
• Bosses who are not devoid of self-irony and the desire to poke fun at other bosses.
• Fans of black humor and the absurdity of corporate culture.

P.S. Recommended to read during breaks between “urgent edits” and “just take a look, it’s quick.”