Valley of Serpentstein

What to do if your long-awaited firstborn is born with horns, a piglet snout, and fins instead of ears? How to behave in the company of a hundred burned gnomes? What to do if a squirrel accuses you of having relations with demons? Finally, how to spice up your married life in the fourth century of marriage?
The answers to these and many other intriguing questions are painfully sought by the heroes of our book. But they find something completely different.