Love for Dragons is Mandatory!

It is no secret that Tanner De Elroy is an unbearable cynical snob! And he is my boss, and angering him is fraught with consequences. It is better not to lose his pet dragon, spoil his jacket, or water his favorite cactus with cranberry juice. But most importantly — under no circumstances should I kiss him! Otherwise, I will have to figure out how to untangle this... professional misunderstanding. One thing I don't understand: why do I never follow my own advice?