About Our Younger Brothers

They say they are better than humans. Besides the fact that no human will chew your new shoes. They won't scatter trash all over the kitchen because there are delicious fish heads hidden at the bottom of the bin. They won't regularly mark the couch, emphasizing who its true owner is. They won't wake you up at five in the morning because the ball has rolled under the wardrobe, owner, get it out. Get it out, owner. Get it out. Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out.
They say that interacting with them extends life. Probably, that's true…
The main thing is not to forget to feed them and lock the enclosure door.