Мой первый встречный босс

As soon as I said, "Right now I will take and marry the first person I meet," I heard nearby: "I agree!" I didn't want to talk long with the joker, even if he was charming, but soon it turned out that he wouldn't leave me alone, and worst of all, this guy turned out to be my new boss. Now I'm facing obvious troubles, especially since the clinic where I got a job already resembles a pool with piranhas.