School of Horrors

If you encounter cannibals on your way to school, don't panic — demand that they wash their hands before eating! If your physical education teacher is a witch, don't tell anyone, but ask her to let you ride her broomstick. And if someone decides to grow something unknown from a seed, don't take offense at what grows — even if it starts to eat you! At school and even at home, a child must be prepared for anything — there are things scarier than a dancing skeleton and the demon of studying!