Silly Funya

The Crystal Lady makes sure that any dishes that fall to the floor shatter into dust.
The Loudspeaker is responsible for the advertisement on TV: it must be very, very loud.
Boredom of the Slug always ensures that sick children lie in the room and feel bored.
This is a story about Funya — the youngest inhabitant of the Tribe, who is destined to find his calling and learn to help people. What should he do? Maybe break toys or chase away birds, like his older colleagues? Are these really good deeds, as it's commonly believed in the Tribe? Or will Funya manage to find a more useful profession?