Creepy Book. Scary Stories from Our Yard

Creepy Book. Scary Stories from Our Yard is a collection of deeply realistic stories that hold unconditional interest for a wide range of readers. However, we must warn that acquaintance with this book may prove disastrous for citizens who regularly... use air conditioners, according to the latest statistics, approximately 23.4% of the audience, and for those who shuffle their feet, approximately 18.3%. The book is also categorically contraindicated for nail-biters (22.7%) and cat owners (37.2%). It is hardly worth reading this book for those who have a habit of breaking light bulbs (14.5%) and for those whose mobile communication devices regularly malfunction (41.0%), as well as for those who consider themselves absolutely normal people (84.1%). Thus, the total share of the reading audience that should avoid this remarkable book amounts to 241.2% or, taking into account the partial overlap of the aforementioned categories, 100.0%. We strongly and wholeheartedly recommend this captivating work by Mikhail Pershin to everyone else. Enjoy your reading!